Quotes

A fly without wings should be called a “walk”.

I don’t know what weapons they will use for World War 3, but for World War 4 it will be sticks & stones.

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”- W.C. Fields

“Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy — in a jar on my desk.” – Stephen King

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein

“What do you mean we don’t communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my answering machine.” – The Wall Street Journal

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” – Aldous Huxley

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